The Fast & the Flippercorn is an Episode of Amy Rose & the Looney Tunes with Maxie Flippercorn, Sadie the Dog & Wile E Coyote.
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It was a Hot Day in the Desert & Wile E Coyote is getting to catch the Road Runner, but he saw him at the Bus Stop taking a Vacation
Wile E Coyote: (His Jaw Drops) (Then he spots Maxie Flippercorn & Sadie the Dog walking down the Road)
Wile E Coyote:
Wile E Coyote: (Checks his Book that says "What do Coyotes eat?", He checked every page, until he stops when he reaches the Letters C & D that says Cats & Dogs) (He is thinking: Maxie & Sadie = Cat & Dog & Wile E Coyote + Maxie & Sadie = Happy Tummy) Mmmm Mmmm (Grabs his Knife & Fork & goes after Maxie & Sadie for Lunch)
(Meanwhile Maxie & Sadie are on a walk down the road)
And Sadie the Dog:
Maxie: Omigosh, and then she got all up in my face and said, 'You and what army, Kitty Cow?'
Sadie: *gasp* She did NOT!
Maxie: So I says to her, I says, 'Me and the army of pies, trollup!' And then, I threw a Whole Cream Pie in her face!
Sadie: *laughs* That is AWESOME!
Wile E Coyote: (Chases Maxie & Sadie with his Knife & Fork)
Maxie: So then, she...
Sadie: Oh, one second. *turns to Wile E. and bites his arm as soon as he shows up*
Wile E Coyote: Yeow! (Jumps up & Lands on a Cactus) YEOW! (Jumps off & Lands on the Ground) (He got Mad & resumes Chasing Maxie & Sadie)
Little Zippy: *shows up and blocks Wile E.* What do you think you're doing?
Wile E Coyote: (Muffled Laughing at Little Zippy)
Little Zippy: Laughing at a bear really isn't a good idea.
Wile E Coyote: (Stops Laughing & pushes his away & resumes Chasing Maxie & Sadie)
Little Zippy: *goes in front of him again* Can I see your ID please?
Wile E Coyote: (Shows Little Zippy his ID Card)
Little Zippy: *looks at ID card* Mmh-hmm. Mmh-hmm. *blows a whistle*
Amy: *runs over with Piko Piko hammer* What's the problem?
Cute & Craziness Hedgehog
Little Zippy: This coyote is trying to eat Maxie and Sadie.
Maxie: He's trying to eat us?
Wile E Coyote: (Smiles Nervously)
Amy: (Knocks out Wile E Coyote with her Piko Piko Hammer)
Wile E Coyote: (Knocked Out, leaving a lump on his head)
Little Zippy: I'm in the mood for a sammich. Anybody wanna come with?
Sadie: Hey, guys! There's a sandwich shop right over there! *points to a fake sandwich shop*
Amy: I don't know, I think it's a Trap
Sadie: *ignores Amy and skips to sandwich shop*
Little Zippy: Wait!
Amy: I have a bad feeling about this
(From Far away from the Fake Sandwich Shop)
Wile E Coyote: (Goes inside the Cannon & lits the Fuse with his Match)
(The Cannon Blasts Wile E Coyote at Maxie, Sadie, Amy & Little Zippy)
Maxie: It's a flying wolf!
Sadie: I didn't know they could fly.
Maxie: They can't!
Amy: It's heading right for us, everybody Duck
(everybody but Sadie ducks)
Sadie: What duck?
Amy: No, duck your head!
Sadie: Oh! *ducks head*
Wile E Coyote: (Misses & ends up crashes to a Fake Sandwich Standee & the Standee tilts & falls off a Cliff) (He thinks he's safe on top, but the Standee turns upsidedown so Wile E Coyote is under the Standee & he gets Crushed)
Wile E Coyote: (Crawls out of the Standee looking Flat)
Sadie: Aww! He knocked down the shop!
Amy: Never mind that, we've betta run Fast like a Road Runner
Sadie: What's a Road Runner?
Maxie: You gotta get out of the suburbs more. Let's run!
Amy: Have you guys ever travel in Sonic Speed?
Little Zippy: I can run pretty fast, but I don't know if it's that fast. Have you?
Amy: I've travel in the Same Speed as Sonic, what about you Maxie & Sadie?
Maxie: *shakes head*
Sadie: Really! Since when? I thought you ran a lot slower. A bunch of people said Cream is faster than you.
Amy: It's a yes or no question.
Sadie: *shakes head*
Amy: Then let's go
(They started running like a Road Runner)
Wile E Coyote: (Pacing back & forth until he gets an Idea)
Wile E Coyote: (Makes a Slingshot & streches the Rubber Band by going backwards) (He saw Pink, Pale Red, Purple & Yellow Streaks of Light coming this way)
Wile E Coyote: (Is ready to launch, but the Slingshot can't hold in the Ground much longer & it's coming towards Wile E Coyote & he got trapped between a Thick Cactus & a Slingshot that's around his neck)
Amy: I guess he needs to chill out with the Slingshot thing
Little Zippy: This is gonna be fun to watch.
Wile E Coyote: (Sets up his Bow for Archery with him as the Arrow, He's ready to fire, he saw Maxie, Sadie, Little Zippy & Amy coming this way)
Sadie: Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrre's Sadie!
Wile E Coyote: (Fires himself out of the Bow & he's gaining on them)
Sadie: Look! He's coming our way!
Wile E Coyote: (ready to catch them. but he hit through a Cactus & he got stuck)
Amy: Goodbye Mr. Coyote
Wile E Coyote: (He is thinking & he gets a Cactus Idea)
Wile E Coyote: (Puts on Safety Gloves & then he starting wearing the ACME Castus Suit) (He stands in the Middle of the Road & gets ready to attack them)
Maxie: *walking* So what do you guys wanna do?
Amy: (Spots Wile E Coyote in a Cactus Suit) Guys is that a Cactus in the middle of the Road?
Sadie: Yeah. I wonder why.
Wile E Coyote: (Gets ready to grab them by raising his arms)
Amy: It's alive, it's about to grab us, duck
(everybody but Sadie ducks)
Sadie: Ooh! Lucky penny! *bends down*
Wile E Coyote: (He ends up hugs himself & gets hurt by his own Cactus Suit) OWWWWWWWWWW ! (Tooks off the Cactus Suit)
Amy: It's Wile E Coyote again, let's run for it
(As they run in streaks of Light, Wile E Coyote kicks an opened "ACME Cactus Suit" Box away)
Wile E Coyote: (Grabs the TNT & paints it which it looks like a Drink & sets it on the Table he set up, lits a match & Lits the TNT & hides & wait for Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy to come this way) (He spots Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy, but they are right behind him)
Wile E Coyote: (Jumped in suprized)
Amy: (Holds a TNT) Here's your drink
Wile E Coyote: (Grabs the TNT mistaken for a drink)
Wile E Coyote: (Black covered)
Amy: Come on Guys, let's hide in the Old Cactus Mine. Come on, we can lose that Coyote in here
(Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy went inside the Cactus mine with Mine Helmets with HeadLights on)
Wile E Coyote: (Goes after them, but he forgot to wear the Mine Helmet, He returns to the cap rack and dons a cap, and Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy pulls up to him and provokes a chase through the mine. They chase in a straight line until the Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy loads himself into an elevator and speeds to safety. For this section of scene three, the camera cuts alternately to an actual-size view inside the mine and a Pac-Man style view. Their hats color-code the characters during the latter period: Amy is Pink, Maxie is Orange, Sadie is Purple, little zippy is Yellow and the coyote is red. Pacman as Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy and Ghost as Wile E.Coyote)
Sadie: This is fun! :D
- Real time: The Coyote brakes before falling into the shaft and gets into another lift to the left.
- Pac-Man: The Coyote's lift descends until he spots Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy in another shaft to the right, and follows him through it. Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy ascends a level, flies over a gap, and causes the coyote to pause, then to jump and hold onto...
- Real time:...the edge of this tunnel, and then to disappear through that tunnel.
- Pac-Man: Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy continues running down a level and then back up the same way they came.
Amy: Come on we don't have much time
Little Zipy: Time before what?
Amy: The Coyote is gaining on us
- Real time: Wile E. is momentarily stalled by having to climb a ladder up the main shaft.
- Pac-Man: The chase continues circling in this way and gets faster and faster until Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy edges into the right shaft. The Coyote continues circling at ever-quicker speeds
Sadie: Wait a second, guys. Shouldn't we be chasing him?
Amy: The Coyote is gonna eat us, Sadie. Remember?
Sadie: He can't eat me. Coyotes and Labradors are both canines.
Amy: YOUR A CANNIE?!
Amy's Yell alerts Wile E Coyote to continue the chase.
(Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy keeps on running)
Past this shaft is an up-and-down zigzag shaft; the Coyote and Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy follow this until the shaft changes into a straight tunnel to the right and one to the northeast. Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy moves into the northeast tunnel, while the Coyote continues moving in the same pattern, bumping himself many times upon the ceiling and floor of the east shaft. Eventually, he knocks out his headlight
Amy: It's our chance to escape come on (Escapes the Old Cactus Mine)
- Real time: Wile E. lights a match for light, but happens to be in an explosive-laden tunnel. The camera now cuts to above the surface. The explosion warps the cactuses currently on camera into the word "YIPE!".
Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy are watching the Cactus forming a word to "YIPE!"
Little Zippy: Cool!
Wile E Coyote: (Having tried most everything, Wile now puts on some of ACME's jet-propelled tennis shoes, and discovers he can now move at the speed of the Road Runner. Happy with himself, Wile returns to his attack base, but then Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy turns up directly in front)
Amy: Hi there
A chase ensues, but when the dust clears, it is revealed that Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy didn't even move!
Amy: I wonder when is he coming back?
Maxie: That dude really need to learn some patience.
Wile E Coyote: (turns around and returns to the Road Runner, infuriated. Both of them start on the "dragstrip" a second time and it is Wile who accidentally initiates the false start. Wile's eyes pop out and he initiates the chase again. Wile E Coyote, Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy come to a circular elevated roadway, where they circle around and around, constantly changing directions & stops)
Wile E Coyote: (Notices that he is on the Higher Road & Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy is at the Lower Road)
Amy: Hi there
Little Zippy: Sup, Coyote?
They started go around & around, changing directions & stops
Wile E Coyote: (Notice that he is on the Lower Road & Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy are on the Highest Road)
Amy: Hello down there
They started go around & around, changing directions & the Coyote stops & figures out where they have gone too until they got run over by Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy from Behind & the Coyote resumes chasing them Around & around, changing directions until they meet
The Coyote resume chasing them through a Straight Road until his Speeding Shoes have run out of Gas. He notices the Short Cut & runs through the Shortcut in Normal Speed
Wile E. Coyote: (Hiding behind a BillBoard with his Mallet, Waiting for Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy to come this way) (He hears someone coming & prepares to attack by standing in the middle of the road, but it was a Truck coming this way) (He held a sign that says "Mother!")
(The Truck ran over Wile E. Coyote)
Wile E. Coyote: (Gets up looking Banged up with an Annoyed / Mad look & helds a sign that says "I give up" & falls to the ground on his back)
(Meanwhile, at the Truck)
(Amy, Maxie, Sadie & Little Zippy are riding in the truck with Amy in the Driver seat & Maxie & Saide sitting in the Front Seats & Little Zippy sitting in the Back)
Amy: What do you think of your Adventure Maxie & Sadie?
Sadie: That was really fun!
Maxie: A bit Looney-Tunish, but I liked it. Reminds me of my hometown.
Amy: Well, I'm glad you & your friend is safe. It just goes to show you that how Girls can outfox Gullible Boys
Little Zippy: Hello? Yeah, Hi Amy. I'm still here and I'm a guy.
Amy: Sorry about that
(The camera cuts to the back of the Van saying "The End")
Amy: Sometimes I can get really mixed up you know that
"That's all Folks"