Speedy & Speedy is an Episode from Amy Rose & the Looney Tunes
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It was a hot day in Mexico & Hakann & Vezok are just lying down in their Hammocks, trying to catch some Z's
Hakann: Boy is it hot out here or what?
Vezok: Yes, somedays we're gonna have to go to the Mexican Party
Hakann: Are you sure? How can anyone live out here in the middle of the Desert?
Vezok: One: Yes & Two: I don't know how they live out here as well
Hakann: Oh well, just asking
Vezok: Yeah, nothing can touch us
Speedy(Porcupine): (Running around) What a hot Day!
Vezok: (his Stomach Grumbles) I'm Hungry
Hakann: (his Stomach Growls) Me too
Speedy:(Porcupine): What is there to Do?
(Both Hakann & Vezok Spots Speedy the Porcupine & starts imagine him as a Pork Chop, Cooked Chicken & a Hotdog)
Hakann & Vezok: (Licking their Lips)
Speedy Gonzales: (Running around)
Speedy(porcupine): (Gets dizy) Hey watch where your going Mouse!
Hakann & Vezok: (Spots Speedy the Porcupine & Speedy Gonzales) COME TO PAPA (Dogpiles on Speedy the Porcupine & Speedy Gonzales)
Speedy Gonzales: (Runs off before they dogpile on Him)
Vezok: Hey where's that little Rodent?
Hakann: I don't know
Speedy(porcupine): I'm outta here! (Runs off)
Vezok: How did he do that?
Hakann: We gotta find a way to catch them
Vezok: We must catch them, We must, We must, We must
Speedy: (To Speedy gonzales) Wow your fast!
Speedy Gonzales: Gracious Seinor, after all, I'm Speedy Gonzales the Fastest Mouse of all of Mexico
Speedy(Porcupine): And i'm speedy the Porcupi..Wait we have the same Name!
Speedy Gonzales: Si, I guess we do Senior
Sylvester: Okay i tried to eat Tweety for the 200th time & (Spots Speedy)
Speedy(Porcuipne): (Gives Sylvester TNT wrapped like a Gift) This is for you!
Sylvester: I wonder what it is (Opens it up) TNT?! Oh no!!!!
Speedy(Porcupine): THINK FAST!!
Vezok: Ready with the Barrel?
Hakann: Ready (Jumps up & Traps Speedy & Speedy Gonzales with a Barrel) I got them
Chupacabra: (Growls at them)
Vezok: What did you get?
Hakann & Vezok: A CHUPACABRA ?!?!
Vezok: This does not look good
Hakann: You can say that again
Chupacabra: I'll tear you to Peices!!
Vezok & Hakann: (Gulps)
Vezok: Hey, what are we gulping about, after all we're tough
Chupacabra: Lets just see about that!! (Calls for his Buddies)
A group of Chihuahuas appear
Chupacabra: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!
Vezok: Than again Running is good for health
Hakann: Then let's Run
Hakann & Vezok: (Runs away) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chupacabra: AMIGOS AFTER THEM!!
Chihuahuas: (Follows Hakann & Vezok)
Hakann & Vezok: (Hides inside a Barrel until they are all gone away)
Sylvester: I'll get that Mouse!!!
Hakann & Vezok: And We'll get that Hedgehog!!!
Sylvester: He's a porcupine so Watch out!!
Vezok: We know, we know
Hakann & Vezok: (Puts on Safety Gloves) Safety First
Sylvester: Hey what if we Team up?!
Vezok: Yeah, it's a good idea
Hakann: Yeah that's a good idea
Vezok & Hakann: Deal! (Shakes Sylvester's Hand)
Speedy(Porcupine): (Hears everything they said) Looks like we got Trouble Speedy!
Speedy Gonzales: Then lets team senior Speedy Porcupine & stop them
Speedy Gonzales: (Shakes Speedy's Hand) We're Team Speedy
Speedy the Porcupine: & we can defeat them Because heros always Win!
Speedy Gonzales: Si senior, let's go
Speedy the Porcupine: Okay.
- With Sylvester, Hakann & Vezok
Sylvester: Okay get ready to attack!!
Vezok: Got it
Hakann & Vezok: Ready!
Sylvester: Then let's go after them!!
Hakann & Vezok: Ok!!
Speedy(Porcupine): Try to fight Me!!
Vezok: Ok Then
Vezok & Hakann: Dogpile ! (Dogpiles on Speedy the Porcupine)
Speedy: (Turns into inferno Speedy)
Vezok: Did you feel something Burning?
Hakann: (Sniffing) Say, something is Burning around here
Vezok: It's us,
Hakann & Vezok: YEOW ! (Jumps up & lands in a Barrel of Water)
Speedy: It was just a Torch!
Hakann: Aw man, we've been Tricked
Vezok: Let's try it again
Hakann & Vezok: Dogpile (Dogplies on Speedy the Porcupine again) We're not moving
Jim: (Gasps) WHAT ARE YOU DONIG WITH ME BEST MATE?!
Vezok: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shad up (Slaps Jim really hard)
Hakann: Hit the Road (Slaps Jim really hard)
Jim: I'll show YOU!!!!!!!!!! (Beats them Up)
Speedy Gonzales: HEEEEPAAAAA
Hakann & Vezok: (Jumps up in Surprize & lands on top of the Snapping Clams) Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
Speedy the Porcupine: I'm Free!
Vezok:Ok Sylvester, time for Plan B
- With Sylevester, Hakann & Vezok
Sylvester: Okay porcupines like to eat Salt right?
Hakann: And Mice Likes Chesse right?
Vezok: So, all we have to do is to Put Salt & the Cheese on this Stump here & then what happens next Sylvester?
Sylvester: We put a Trap by the salt & Cheese!
Hakann: What kind of trap is it, Sylvester?
Sylvester: A net trap!
Vezok: Good Idea, they don't know what hit em (Sets up a net trap by the Salt & Cheese) There
Hakann: There they come quick hide
Vezok & Hakann: (Hides behind the Barrels)
Sylvester: (Hides behind the Barrels)
Vezok: It's in the bag
Sylvester: What do you mean?
Hakann: We'll catch them & eat them all up
Sylvester: Oh yeah.
Vezok: We'll get them for sure
Hakann: This plan will work, I just know it
(Hakann & Vezok spots Speedy the Porcupine & Speedy Gonzales coming this way)
Speedy the Porcupine: (Spots salt) Ooo salt!!
Speedy Gonzales: Mmmm Cheese!!
Speedy the Porcupine: Should we go for it?
Vezok & Hakann: (Activates the Net Trap, but it didn't go off) What the Heck?
Speedy Gonzales: Oh well let's eat & run
Speedy the Porcupine: Okay!
(Speedy the Porcupine eats the salt & Speedy Gonzales Eats the cheese & they both ran off)
Vezok: I don't understand, it didn't work
Sylvester: I know what will Work!! (Pulls out a rocket like Firework)
Vezok & Hakann: (Stomping on the Net Trap) Nope nothing (The trap goes off & both of them are trapped) A little help here, please?
Vezok & Hakann: (Sets up the Rocket like Firework)
Sylvester: Hopfuly this will work because it's Says it's as fast as the Fastest mouse in mexico!
Vezok: So how do we catch him with this Firework?
Sylvester: First you light up the String with a match then You hop on & then you go After them!
Vezok: Oh right (Hops on the Firework) Hakann, light the Match
Hakann: Got it (Lits a Match & lits the String & hops on the Firework) Ready
Sylvester: (Hops on the Firework) Lets go!
(The Rocket blasts off going after Speedy & Speedy Gonzales who are still running)
Speedy Gonzales: Holy Freholas
Speedy the Porcupine: Oh my Word!
Vezok: We're going to catch you
Hakann: Are you ready to give up?
Speedy Gonzales: Ok, you win, we give up, we stop (Stops running)
Speedy the Porcupine: Yes we give Up!
(They both stop, but Sylvester, Hakann & Vezok didn't)
Vezok: Where are the Brakes?
Sylvester: There is no Brakes!!!
Hakann: Oh No
(The Firework goes up, up & away)
Vezok & Hakann: (Jumps off the Firework before it explode)
Vezok: Phew, that was close
The Firework is shaped lie a White flag saying 'I give up!'.
Vezok & Hakann: (Notices that they are falling because they jumped off the Firework) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Vezok & Hakann: (They crashed on the Barrels of Water) Ouch
Hakann: Where's Sylvester?
Sylvester: (All black) I'm right here. (Faints)
Speedy Gonzales: Hello senior Piraka, would you like to chase me again?
Hakann: Oh my aching Head (Lands on Sylvester)
Vezok: Oh my aching back (Lands on top of Hakann & Sylvester)
Speedy Gonzales: I like those Piraka Fellows, they're silly
"That's All Folks"