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"Piraka with Chocolate" is an Epsiode of Amy Rose & the Looney Tunes

(Anyone can join in the episode)

Special Guest Voice Actor: ???? as Wolf #1, ???? as Wolf #2, ???? as Zotrahk, ???? as Koovan, ???? as Akar & ???? as Guurahk's Mother

TranscriptEdit

(It was a beautiful day today & the Piraka are relaxing in their house)

Zaktan: Say, where's Vezok?

Reidak: He said something about checking the mail

Zaktan: Oh.

[Vezok is humming inside of his mailbox. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]

Vezok: Hi Mailman!

[The mailman yells in fear and runs off]

Vezok: O.K, see you tomorrow! (gets out of the mail box)

Zaktan, Reidak, Hakann, Avak & Thok: (goes to Vezok)

Avak: I see that the mail's here.

Thok: So, what did we get?

Vezok: Let's see... [Looks through the mail] Reidak, Hakann, Me, Zaktan, Avak, Thok, Hey! A magazine! [looks at the magazine] That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.

Piraka: [They look inside the magazine] WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!!

Zaktan: Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!

[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]

Hakann: This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!

[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]

Avak: [Points at the man's feet] This guy's got shoes!

Vezon: Hey! Give me that! [Takes the magazine] Stealing my mail, huh? You're lucky I don't report you all to the authorities!

Zaktan: Hey Vezon, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?

Vezon: That's easy, you idiot. They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.

Reidak: What kind of things?

Vezon: How should I know? Things people wanna buy! [walks off] Now keep your paws off my mail or else your gonna get it big time.

Vezok: Sheesh, Vezon's a grouch.

Zaktan: That's it, Piraka! We gotta becomes entrepreneurs!

Avak: Is that gonna hurt?

Thok: (sighs) I don't think so

Zaktan: Quick Piraka, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Vezok: Uh... [sweats] More time for thinking.

Zaktan: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.

Avak: Shoes?

Thok: Gems?

Hakann: Cheese burger?

Zaktan: What? A cheese burger?

Hakann: What? I'm starving for something to eat

Reidak: Like eating a chocolate bar?

Zaktan: That's a great idea, Reidak! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen

[The scene changes to Zaktan, Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok exiting a Shopping Store carrying many chocolate bars]

Avak: Fancy living, here we come!

Vezok: Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs! [He pronounces it "ontre-prenyouers"]

Hakann: I believe you prenouned it wrong.

[The 6 Piraka walk up to a house]

Zaktan: O.K. gang, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.

Reidak: Got it.

Thok: Alright then. Here goes.

Zaktan: (knocks on the door)

Two Wolves walk out

Zaktan: Good afternoon, could we interest you two in some [holds up chocolate bar] chocolate?

Wolf 1: Did you just say Chocolate?

Reidak: Yes sir (holds up 2 chocolate bars, one with nuts & the other one without nuts) With or without nuts?

Wolf 2: Chocolate

Wolf 1: Chocolate!

Both: CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

Zaktan, Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (walking backwards slowly)

Avak: On second thought we better go.

Vezok: (quickly) See ya later, bye!

Zaktan, Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (runs off, carrying the chocolate bars with them)

the wolves chase them

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[The scene cuts to the Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Zaktan, Avak & Thok at another house with Zaktan ringing the doorbell]

Zaktan: Ok ok, the first 2 wolves didn't count. This is our REAL first step!

Zotrahk:(Scam Makuta) Why Hello there

Vezok: (notices Zotrahk) Who's that?

Hakann: I'm not sure, but he might be wanting to buy some chocolate.

Avak: Let's find out.

Zaktan, Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (goes up to Zotrahk & the Makuta)

Zaktan: Good morning sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?

Zotrahk:(Chocolate bars, eh?

Thok: Yes sir, we are traveling chocolate bar salesman.

Zortrahk (chuckles) A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise.

(scene shows Vezok on his hands & feet, like an animal, with a bunch of chocolate bars stuffed on his spine)

Vezok: It's not?

Zortrahk: No, no, no, wrong. You boys want to be good salesmen, right?

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: Oh, most certainely sir.

Zaktan: (thinking very cautiously) Hmm...

Zortahk: Well, [chuckles] no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! [He holds up a bright-orange bag]

Avak: Wooooooow.... what is it?

Zortahk: It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (are amazed by the candy bar bag)

Hakann: (about to touch the candy bar bag)

Zortahk: [pulls bag away] BUT, I'm wasting my time. [Walks inside] You don't need these bags.

Zaktan: Exactly, right gang?

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: We need them! We need them!

Zaktan: (groans as he facepalms)

(Later)

Zortahk: So long, boys! Happy hunting! 

Zaktan: (leaves)

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (leaves with Zaktan while holding armful of candy bar bags)

Zortahk: [Laughs when they aren't looking] Suckers... [walks back inside]

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (singing) Fancy living, here we come! La, la, la la, la!

Zaktan: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (stopped in shock & disbelief)

Avak: What's the matter, Zaktan?

Zaktan: I'm sorry for that outburst, but I don't trust that Rahkshi for any second.

Reidak: Sheesh, he's trying to help us being better chocolate bar salesmen.

Zaktan: Hmmm, I don't know...

Vezok: Prehaps, you'll feel better once we try next door, ok?

Zaktan: (sighs) Fine, let's try next door.

(The Piraka goes next door)

Thok: Uh? Zaktan, can you ring the door bell for us? Our hands are full.

Zaktan: Ok, ok. (rings the doorbell)

Zortahk reappears

Zaktan: What the?! Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?

Zortahk: I don't recall, but it looks like you have a lot of bags there

Hakann: Indeed we do. Loads of them!

Zortahk: You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. [Holds up two large maroon bags]

Zaktan: Actually there are 6 of us & no way! We're not falling for that trick again! Right gang?

Reidak: We'll take 20.

Zaktan: (facepalms)

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Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Zaktan, Avak & Thok: (we're carrying 6 maroon bags, 1 each)

Zaktan: Now no more bags!

Vezok: Sorry.

Zaktan: (knocks on the door)

Blaze: Yes?

Zaktan: We're selling chocolate bars, would you like to buy one?

Blaze: Why that sounds nice, I'll take one

Zaktan: 1 Chocolate Bar, coming up.

(The Piraka begins to unzip the candy bar bag carrying bags & proceeds to unzip one of the candy bar bags)

Blaze:(Waiting)

Zaktan, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: (continues unzipping, keeps finding candy bar bags inside each candy bar bag & begins to unzip the bags in a super fast)

Reidak: (looking through his candy bar bag carrying bag, humming)

Blaze: I dont have time for this (Closes her door)

Zaktan: Anything?

Hakann: Nothing.

Avak: Nope.

Vezok: Nada.

Thok: Not a single one.

Zaktan: I got nothing here.

Reidak: (grabs a chocolate bar from his Candy bar bag carrying bag) I got it!

Zaktan: You have the chocolate bar this entire time?!

Reidak: Actually, my candy bar bag carrying bag is loaded with every single chocolate we have. You must've found out that your big bags are filled with little bags.

Hakann: Why didn't you say something before?

Reidak: I was in the moment.

Vezok: (groans as he facepalms)

Reidak: Oh well. At least we got one chocolate for Blaze the...

WOLVES: CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reidak: Cat.

Zaktan: Run!

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Zaktan, Avak & Thok: (starts running away, carrying the Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags filled with chocolate bars)

Wolves:(Chasing)

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[The scene cuts to the 6 Piraka sitting in a diner]

Zaktan: We're not doing so well, gang. We need a new approach, a new tactic. But what could it be?

Vezok: Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!

Hakann: No way!

Zaktan: Hakann's right.

Avak: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate...

Thok: Seriously?

Zaktan: There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?

Reidak: Zotrahk said that were mediocre...

Zaktan: That's it! He made us feel special!

Avak: Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags!

[Avak runs to the door]

Zaktan: NO, wait Avak!

[Avak freezes in place]

Zaktan: What's the deal with you 5 & those bags?

Vezok: I don't know, we like to buy bags.

Thok: Zaktan, I have the solution. Why don't we try being nice?

Vezok: Oh, okay.

Hakann: How do we do that?

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[Scene changes to the 6 Piraka walking up to a door]

Zaktan: Remember gang, flatter the customer. Make him or her feel good. Got it?

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Avak & Thok: Got it.

Zaktan: Ok, who's first?

Reidak: I like to go first.

Avak: Alright Reidak, give it a shot.

[Reidak knocks on the door]

Koovan the Rahkshi of Knowledge: Ya

Reidak: I love you.

[A harp is heard playing]

Koovan:(Slams the Door)

(A tuba is heard, after the slamming)

Reidak: D'oh!

Avak: Yeah, I think you laid him about a teensy bit thick there.

Zaktan: (sighs) Anyone else want a try?

Thok: Gang, let me try.

Zaktan: Alright, break a leg.

Thok: (rings the doorbell)

Koovan: Please Go away

Thok: (clears his throat) How are you doing?

Koovan: How am I doing?

Thok: Wanna buy some chocolate?

Vezok: (excited) WE GOT HIM NOW!

Koovan: Sorry but Chocolate is sugar and sugar turns to bubbly fat *At Avak* Isn't that right tubby?

Avak: (his stomach is bubbling) (chuckles) It tickles.

Koovan: As you can see me and chocolate no longer hang (Shows a picture of him as an over weight Krata)

Zaktan: Oh, I see your point.

Koovan: You boys can keep that, for $10

Vezok: (holds up some cash) We'll take 5!

Zaktan: I said "No"!

(Moments later)

Reidak, Hakann, Vezok, Zaktan, Avak & Thok: (walking down on the path)

Zaktan: Guys, we haven't sold one chocolate bar. I get the feeling we're too easily distracted.

Vezok: (staring at Koovan's overweight Kraata pictures) Huh?

Hakann: I say we make pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.

Vezok: [Removing pictures from his face] Huh?

Reidak: [Holding out his hand] Let's just shake on it.

Vezok: [Looking at the other 5 Piraka, looking confused] Did you say something?

[Cut to the other customer's house, the 6 Piraka are seen entering the view]

Thok: Remember gang, focus.

Avak: Yeah, what he said. (knocks on the door)

Akar: yeah

Zaktan: Good afternoon sir. We're selling chocolate bars.

[Hypnotic music plays as Vezok somehow moves up to Akar with his face going in and out back and forth]

Akar: Why is Tall and Creepy staring at me?

[Cut to Vezok's P.O.V.]

Vezok: Focusing.

[Cut to the inside of the Akar's house in normal P.O.V.]

Akar: BACK OFF FREAK (Slams the door on Vezok's eyes)

Vezok: OW! (looks around the inside of Akar's house) Nice place you got here.|

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(Later)

Zaktan: I can't understand what were doing wrong.

Avak: I can't understand anything

Zaktan: There's something to this selling game were just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that! (points to a billboard sign)

(Cut to Sign)

(The Sign says: Try salty Krata chips. They're delicious!!!!)

Reidak: [reading the sign] Try Salty Kraata Chips. They're delicious.

[Cut to the 6 Piraka]

Zaktan: They are most certainly not delicious!

Vezok: [smiling] Not the way I use them!

[Cut to Zaktan & Thok]

Zaktan: Yet they sell millions of bags a day!

Thok: How are they doing this exactly?

[Cut to Hakann]

Hakann: Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.

[Cut to the 6 Piraka]

Zaktan: [Happily] That's it, Hakann! You're a genius! We've gotta stretch the truth!

Wolves: CHOLOTAAAAATE

Avak: You gotta be kidding me!

6 Piraka: (makes their getaway)

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(The 6 Piraka arrived at yet another house.)

Zaktan: We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!

Vezok: The kill!

Zaktan: And I don't mean literally.

Vezok: D'oh!

Zaktan: (rings the doorbell)

Guurahk: Yes

[Camera Cut to the 6 Piraka]

Zaktan: Hello, young lady.

[Zaktan winks at the rest of the Piraka, Avak then chuckles]

Zaktan: We're selling chocolate. [Getting a closer look at Guurahk] Is your mother home?

(Camera cut to Guurahk)

Guurahk: MOM

?????: What 

(A very aged kraata rolls in on a Borahk)

[Camera cut to the 6 Piraka, who have stunned looks on their faces. Camera cut back to Guurahk's mother]

Guurahks mom: YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR ME TO DIE CAN YOU

(Camera cut to the Piraka looking each other)

Guuarhk: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

Guurahks mom: They're selling chocolate?

Guurahk: Yeah

(Camera cut back to Guurahk & her mother)

Guurahks mom: WHAT WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?

Guurahk: Chocolate?

Guurahks mom: WHAT

Guurahk: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

Guurahks mom: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?

Guurahk: YEAH

Guurahks mom: oh chocolate, I remember when they first invented chocolate, sweet sweet chocolate, I ALWAYS HATED IT!!!!

(Camera cut to Zaktan sweating)

Zaktan: (sweating nervously) Actually, this chocolate is not for eating. It's for... uh...

Reidak: You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.

(Camera cut to Guurahk & her mother)

Guurahk: Oh no

Guurahks mom: (Over all of Guurahk's no's) Ist that so I'll take one

Guurahk:(Growls and pays)

Guurahk's Mom: Hurry up Guurahk, start rubbing me with that choclate

Guurahk:(Glares at The Piraka) I hate you (slams the door close)

(Camera cut to the Piraka)

Thok: Well what do you know, it worked.

Hakann: It did, didn't it?

Zaktan: (to the rest of the Piraka) If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!

Vezok: [Raising fist] Hooray for lying!

Reidak: Yeah!

Avak: Let's get to it.

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(Camera cut to the Piraka who are with another customer)

Zaktan: It'll make your hair grow.

Turahk: Sweet my wifes trying to grow a beard

(Camera cut to tbe Piraka again with a different customer)

Hakann: It'll make you sound smart.

Lerahk: Sweet 

(Camera cut to Vezok)

Vezok: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.

Recolored Vezok: What a relief 

[Camera cut to Avak]

Avak: They'll make you fly!

[Camera cut to Reidak]

Reidak: You'll fall in love!

[Camera cut to Thok]

Thok: They'll bring world peace!

[Camera cut to Vezok]

Vezok: You'll walk through walls!

[Camera cut to Zaktan]

Zaktan: [ecoing] You'll rule the world!!

[Camera cut to the 6 Piraka, bandaged up, ringing the doorbell]

6 Piraka: (bandaged up & wrapped in casts, muffled chuckling)

Reidak: This'll be the best lie yet!

Zaktan: I know, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!

A bandaged Rahkshi opens the door

Rahkshi: Yes how can I help you two out

Zaktan: Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.

Rahkshi: (Walks out, he looks far worse them them) Whats aling you?

Zaktan: [nervously] Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding?

Rahkshi: Some people have all the leg, I was born with Glass bones and Paper Skin, every morning I break my legs and every night my arms, When I go to bed and my constant heart attacks put me to sleep I (Looses Balance) Oh no no (Falls the sound of breaking glass is heard on impact, he groans in pain)

Zaktan: Come on guys. It's time to drop the act & let's help him!

Thok: I believe this is sound very serious. Alright, we'll do it.

[Cut to the inside of the Rahkshi's house. The 6 Piraka enter from the left, carrying the Rahkshi with Zaktan & Thok carrying his legs, Hakann & Avak carrying his lower body & Reidak & Vezok carrying his upper body.]

Zaktan: Careful, careful. Now put him down gently.

[Reidak & Vezok drops the Rahkshi's upper body, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]

Rahkshi: (Groans in pain)

Hakann: (to Reidak & Vezok, angrily) Dude, we said "Put him down gently"!

Reidak & Vezok: (shrugs) What?

Zaktan: Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?

Rahkshi: well as you can see my medical bills are really high, I have no choice but to sell, Chocolate bars

(The 6 Piraka notices a massive stack of crates filled with chocolate bars.)

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(We can see the 6 Piraka are outside, carrying lots of crates filled with chocolate bars as the Rahkshi watches them from the window.)

Rahkshi: such good boys, it does be me good to know (Unzips himself to show he is Zotrahk ) That I conned such a group of suckaroo's (LAUGHS EVILY)

(With the Piraka down the street)

Zaktan: (grunting) Dontt get me wrong here, guys. Itss great helping that guy out, but theress a problem.

Hakann: Oh, and what is that?

Zaktan: The problem is that there's no one left in town to chocolate bars too. (trips & falls) Whoa whoa whoa!

THUD

Zaktan: (has his crate flat on his chest & stomach) Letss just face the facts, guys. Weree failures.

Thok: We cantt give up now.

Vezok: Don't worry I can live with that. (Places his crate on top of Zaktan's crate & sits on it)

Reidak: Me too. (Places the crate down next to them & sits down)

Avak: Now what are we gonna do? Were lousy business men.

Zaktan: Letss just change our group name to the "Why Bother Club".

the two wolves appear

Wolves: CHOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

(The yells from the two wolves have knocked over the 6 Piraka & the crates.)

(Camera cuts to the Piraka, babbling while feeling scared.)

The Piraka: (babbling in their own different words of begging & pleading for mercy)

Wolf One: FINALLY WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU ALL DAY

Wolf Two: AND NOW WE'VE GOTTCHA RIGHT WHERE WE WANT YOU

Wolves:(Holds up two suitcases of cash) We'd like to buy all your chocolate

(The 6 Piraka's jaws Litterally drop to the ground in shock & disbelief, not before they begin to fell apart into pieces, leaving all 6 heads on top of the pile.)

Zaktan: (still in shock & dis-belief) Thank you for your patronage.

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(The 6 Piraka are now seen, back together, carrying 5 wagons of cash.)

Reidak: Are we living in the fancy life yet Zaktan?

Zaktan: (emerges from one of the wagon filled with cash) Not yet my brothers. We gotta spent all of the money first.

Vezok: But what are we gonna spent it on?

Avak: Yeah, where do we start?

Zaktan: (starts thinking) Hmm...

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(At a fancy restaurant)

Vezon: (enters inside, wearing a tuxedo, a monocle & a top hat, holding his Spear of Fusion & a cane) (to Vorahk) Good evening. Table for one please?

Vorrahk: Sorry but the Entire Restaurant has been rented out.

Vezok: What?! But it's my only night to be fancy! Who could've afford to rent out the entire restaurant?

Vorrahk: Oh just a couple of Rich entrepreneurs and their dates.

(We can the 6 Piraka are at their table with 6 of their girlfriends. Among the 2 out of 6 are actuall Guurahk & her mother.)

Zaktan: Sooo uh... How long have you ladies known each other?

Guurahks mom: WHAT, THAT IS HE SAYING

"That's All Folks"

The End