Fishing for the Dollar is an Episode of Amy Rose & the Looney Tunes
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It was a beautiful day & Jack, Amy, Patricia & Karina are at the Krusty Krab
Jack: I wonder what we're gonna order today guys in the Krusty Krab?
Amy: How about we'll order 4 Krabby Patties, 1 for each of us
Patricia: Good idea
Amy: We like 4 Krabby Patties please?
Squidward: Sure, that'll be $4
Amy: (Counts the Dollors while she gives the Money to Squidward) 1, 2, 3, 4!
(rings up 4 dollars, when Squidward got the 4th Dollar, a siren goes off)
Patricia: What’s going on?
Squidward: Something stupid, I’m sure. (alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing music. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office)
Mr. Krabs: Yippee! (kisses Jack and Squidward. Takes the dollar and rubs it all over himself) Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!
Jack: (Spitting out Mr. Krabs' Kisses)
Squidward: See? I told you.
Jack: What’s wrong with Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: (runs over to the counter) Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?
Squidward: A very dirty dollar?
Amy: The 4th Dollor I'd gave you?
Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine! Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one millionth dollar!
Jack: Ha, great! Uhh, what do we win?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, now get out!
Jack: Uhh, what?
Mr. Krabs: Get out! Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! (pushes everyone out the door) Me millionth dollar!
Jack: (Appears with Patricia, Amy & Karina behind Mr. Krabs) Congratulations, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: What? Who? What? (notices all 4 of them are still here) I thought I told you to get out
Amy: We're not leaving until you gave us the Prize
Mr. Krabs: Fine. To reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you guys on a trip.
Patricia: Wow, a trip!
Jack: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs! Where we going, Fancy Springs? (scene cuts to the five of them in a pool)
Mr. Krabs: No.
Jack: Pamper Island? (scene cuts to the five of them laying on towels at a beach)
Mr. Krabs: Try again.
Jack: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? (scene cuts to the five of them in 18th century clothing)
Mr. Krabs: Better than that! (scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat)
Jack: Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for giving you your Millionth Dolloa? Fishing for clams on a boat on a lagoon?
Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Jack. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams then throw them back. Don’t you think that’s fun?
Jack: For the Girls, yes. For the Boys, no (sits down on a Chair)
Amy: Hey Jack, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?
Jack: How about you cast out over there?
Amy: Ok! [Amy casts her line behind her which catches on the chair that Jack is sitting on & Jack falls out of it]
Jack: Excuse me, Amy. Watch where you swinging that line
Amy: Sorry Jack
Patricia: (Puts the Chair back where it was) There you go
Jack: Thank you (sits down on the Chair)
Patricia: Ok Karina, it's your turn this time
Karina: Okay! *casts her line*
Patricia: It's my turn (casts her line which catches Jack's Quills)
Jack: Uh Oh
Patricia: (casts Jack's Quills into the lagoon.)
Jack: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!![walks up to Mr. Krabs] (Puts on his Orange Acme Color Quills) Fortunatly I always keep my Quills numbered for such an Emergency
Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Oh Jack, you got to lighten up. (Amy & Patricia is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Jack) Sure the lad’s a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don’t bring anything on a boat that you ain’t prepared to lose! (laughs.)
Karina: *scoffs* Yeah right.
Kimiko: Yeah! Yeah right!
Jack: How did they get here?
Amy: (casts Mr. Krabs millionth dollar into the lagoon]
Mr. Krabs: Me millionth dollar! Amy, wait! Amy, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul you!
Mr. Krabs: Oh no. Amy, quick, reel it in! Can’t you hear the music? That’s a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it’s too late! Hurry, Amy. the music’s getting faster!
Amy: [reels it in as fast as he can]
Mr. Krabs: [opens the doors to the orchestra] There you are ya stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, Amy.
Amy: Here she comes...She made it!
Mr. Krabs: [holds up the dollar and cheers] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! [ominous orchestra music plays again. A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar]
[Mr. Krabs starts crying]
Jack: What's wrong now?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, Jack, you’re never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! [bawling] I lost me dollar and I’ll never get it back! Never, never, never, never, never...
Amy: I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up.
Patricia: Me neither [Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying]
Jack: Uh Mr. Krabs, can you please get a grip?
Karina: Sheesh! For a crab probably around his 40's he suuurree is a whiner.
Kimiko: Yeah! A baby!!
Karina: Kimiko, quit being a suck up.
Jack: Oh, please, he's such a drama queen you know that. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. [Mr. Krabs is blubbering] Mr. Krabs, it's just a dollar, there's nothing wrong with only 1 dollar. [continues blubbering. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth] For pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! [Mr. Krabs’ eyes fill up then leak out tears like water faucets]
Amy: Mr. Krabs... [Mr. Krabs is stil wailing]
Patricia: Mr. Krabs... [Mr. Krabs is stil wailing & still crying his eyes out like a Tap]
Jack: Ok, ok, Mr. Krabs! You Win, we’ll help you get your dollar back! [Mr. Krabs throws his thumb away that he was sucking on]
Mr. Krabs: You will? Great! Wait right here. [runs off to get some items. Comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on] Here’s where clam fishing gets serious!
[scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and Jack, Patricia, Karina, Kimiko & Patra are on the lower deck]'
Mr. Krabs: Ok, you guys man the fishing poles and I’ll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.
Amy: [salutes] Aye aye, captain!
Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. [Mr. Krabs scouts the area.]
Patra: I don't even fish!
Kimiko: I'm only 5 and I don't even know HOW to fish
Karina:...I always wanted to tame a wild animal at sea.
Patricia: Aw come on guys, it'll be fun
Amy: Yeah, how long can we wait?
(3 Days Later)
[Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Jack, Amy, Patricia, Karina, Kimiko & Patra have beards that is the same as Mr. Krabs' Beard & they took the beards off except for Mr. Krabs who is still scouting)
Jack: That’s it, I’m finished! We’ve been here for three days and haven’t gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!
Karina: I rather go in that ocean and look for that clam myself!!
Karina: If I have to!
Amy: This is getting us no where
Jack: We’re gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' Millionth dollar. [takes out the Acme Double Dollar out of his wallet] Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Amy: Oh, I get you. He'll never know the difference
(They goes up to Mr. Krabs)
All (Except Mr. Krabs): Oh, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! [Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the others to see them waving a dollar] Look what we’ve got!
Mr. Krabs: [jumps down and gasps] Could it be? [takes the dollar] Me millionth dollar? [starts cheering again as well as Amy, Jack, Patricia, Karina, Kimiko & Patra] Whoo-hoo! [stops dancing] Wait a minute... [rubs the dollar back and forth] This isn't me millionth dollar. [The 6 friends look at each other]
Amy: Or I could be wrong you know
Mr. Krabs: This is an ordinary dollar called the Acme Double Dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. [shows dollar bill just like described]
Patricia: I didn't use the Blue Lipstick
Amy: Guys? (All noded no) If you guys didn't then who did? (They all notice Jack with Blue Lips, holding a Blue Lipstick
Jack: Actually, it’s Coral Blue number t... [Got hit in the head by a fishing rod]
Patra: Okay, who hit him with a fishing rod?
Amy: It's not me
Patricia: It wasn't me either
Amy: If it wasn't us, then who did it?
Kimiko: *as a decective* Theres only one person to blame. KARINA!!!
Jack: What happen?
Amy: Are you sure it's Karina?
Karina: I'm iddocent I tell ya!
Kimiko: Thats what they all say!
Jack: By the way, why did Brittney hit me in the head with a Fishing Rod?
Brittney: Errrmmm..I was boorreedd.
Karina, Patra, and Kimiko: Figures.
Amy & Patricia: Totally
Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can’t believe me own crew would betray me like this. [cries]
Jack: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.
Mr. Krabs: I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.
Jack: You’re kidding?
Amy: Woo! Is it another fishing trip?
Mr. Krabs: No, it’s this sandwich. [nails the sandwich to a pole]
Jack: A sandwich? You expect us to break our backs over a sandwich?
Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. [throws the other sandwiches into the water] The sandwich.
Patricia: That's ok. We’ve got plenty more to... [Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water] ...eat?
Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.
Jack: Uhh, Girls, can I have a word with you? (Goes to the other side of the Boat with the Girls) Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?!
Karina: *looks back at Mr.Krabs then turns back to them* Yep, almost as insane as Brittney!!
Amy: Oh dear is he?
Patricia: And what are you saying?
Jack: Just look at him. [pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it and there is a wanted poster with a Clam on it that says clam $1 Million Dollars]
Amy: Jack, he’s lost something near and dear to him. Haven’t you...
Jack: Look again. [Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling]
Patricia: You’re right. How do we get out of here?
Jack: If we’re real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat which is acculty a Motorboat (points to a Motorboat)
Amy: Ok. [Jack, Amy, Patricia, Karina, Kimiko, Brittney & Patra scream over to the boat. They jump into it]
Jack: (Unties the MotorBoat) Quick, Karina fire up the Engines!
Karina: Okay! *does as she was told*
Brittney: I'lls do it!
Everyone: BRITTNEY NO!!!
Brittney: *littaraly fires up the engines*
Amy: It's Gonna Blow, run for it !
(Everyone jumps out of the Motorboat & the Motorboat Explodes)
Jack: I don't mean literally !
(Everyone is been tied up by Mr. Krabs & puts them back on the boat)
Mr. Krabs: So, you thought you’d skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you’re thinking. "It’s just a dumb old dollar. Let’s just leave the old man. He won’t notice." [cries] Well, it’s not going down like that. There’s only one use for a backstabbing crew like you:
[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. Amy, Jack, Patricia, Karina, Kimiko, Patra & Brittney are attached to the line]
Mr. Krabs: Live bait !
Amy: (Gulps) This is kinda Scary
Patricia: Yeah & I can't feel my Arms
Jack: Mr. Krabs, you’re crazy. If that clam didn’t come before, what makes you think he’ll come now?
Mr. Krabs: [dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he’ll come. [opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]
All (Except Mr. Krabs): AHHHHHH!!!
Amy: Mr. Krabs, listen, The Girls & Jack are my friends for a long time, so I know what I’m talking about when I say...YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOU MIND! [Mr. Krabs cackles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line]
Jack: Get us out of here!
Karina: COME OT ME BRO!!
Patra: What are you doing?!
Karina: Remember when I said "I always wanted to tame a wild animal at sea"?
Karina: Well nows my chance!
Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! [Amy, Jack, Patricia, Kimiko, Patra & Brittney screama as they try to wiggle back and forth with Karina to avoid the giant clam] Keep thrashing! He likes it! [the 6 continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast with Karina] Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. [giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue]
Brittney: Aww it wants a hug!
Karina: COME AT ME YOU DUMB SEASHELL!!!
Brittney: I'm commin' clammy! *somehow escapes from the rope and jumps into the water*
Mr. Krabs: That’s it! [closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant clam stops in mid-air]
Jack: Why did it stop?
Amy: Look !
Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar] Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I finally got it! [rubs his dollar on himself] I finally got me millionth dollar.
Patricia: I'm glad all that's over
[cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]
Amy: Mr. Krabs! I'm coming ! (Unties herself & Karina as well) Karina, looks like we're gonna have to save him together (Puts on her Snorkle & Goggles) Let's go in
(So Amy & Karina goes underwater to find Mr. Krabs)
Jack: Where are they going?
Patricia: I don't know why would Mr. Krabs leave us being tied together?
Jack: I hope they can get Mr. Krabs out alive
(With Amy & Karina)
Amy: (Notices the Giant Clam) Look ! It's the Giant Clam
Karina: I seee...LETS BEAT 'EM UP!!!!
Amy: Uh, which one? Because there's over 100 Clams here
(They both noticed 100 Clams are alike)
Amy: Which one has Mr. Krabs inside?
Karina: Lets check! *jumping on the clams opening them* WHOOOHOOO!!!!
Amy: (Jumping on the Clams with Karina) YAHOOO!
(There's only 1 Clam that has been closed)
Amy: (Tries to open it, but fails) It's stuck. Let me try something (pulls out an ACME Clam Opener) This should do it. Ok Clamy say "Ahhhh" (uses the ACME Clam Opener to open up the Clam)
Karina: *confused/freaked out look*
Amy: I've opened it. No Mr. Krabs in here, where'd he go?
Mr. Krabs: HEEEEELP!
Amy: It's Mr. Krabs!
(Mr. Krabs is still inside the Clam & keeps on fighting the Clam from the Inside of the Clam)
Mr. Krabs: Somebody Help!
Karina: Pffft! Yeah right! After what you treated us like? I don't think so!
Amy: (Opens up the Clam)
Mr. Krabs: Please, I'm sorry ok? Just let me outta here this Clam
Amy: Um, not unless we make a deal
Mr. Krabs: If it involves Money, forget it
Amy: Ok, back into the Clam you go (Closes the Clam)
Mr. Krabs: Ok, Ok ! It's a deal ! Ok, It's a Deal !
Amy: (Opens up the Clam again) Ok then, if you say so (grabs a Pearl) Here's your Pearl
(The Clam lets Mr. Krabs go & puts the Pearl inside his Mouth & leaves)
Amy: Bye Mr. Clam. (Turns to Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Uh oh !
Jack: Guys, look !
(Amy, Karina & Mr. Krabs emerges from the Water)
Amy: Hi Guys
Mr. Krabs: (Holds up his Dollar) I got me Millionth Dollar back (Laughs)
Patricia: How did you get it back?
Mr. Krabs: It wasn't easy, Amy talks to the Clam & evenutually, the Clam & I settle in a trade
Jack: What did you give him?
(Suddenly the Boat Sinks underwater & it was the Giant Clam who sinks the Boat & goes inside as it is like his new home)
Mr. Krabs: Nothing important. [laughs]
Amy: (Looks at the Motorboat) Say, the Motorboat is still ok
(Everyone hops on the Motorboat)
Patricia: (Tries to start the Motor, but it was broken) Yeah, but the Motor is broken because of Brittney, how are we ever gonna get back home now?
Amy: Mr. Krabs? Do you remember our deal, you me & Karina?
Mr. Krabs: (Sighs) Yes
(The Girls & Jack relaxes on the Motorboat with Mr. Krabs rowing the Motorboat)
Mr. Krabs: (Grumbling)
Amy: Like what Karina & I said "A deals, a deal"
Karina: *with those sharp end shades* Yeah!
(Amy and Karina high five)
Mr. Krabs: (Notices the Clam is back) AHH! (rows the boat faster to shore)
"That's All Folks"