Angry Amy Birds is an Episode from Amy Rose & the Looney Tunes Also Marks Rik And Cervantes' first Appearance
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It is a beautiful day & in Amy's House, Amy is spring cleaning
Amy: (dusting with a Feather Duster) There, everything is all sparkling clean (sighs) It's time for me to relax (sits down on her Chair) (watches a commercial about "Angry Birds") Wow, this game must be popular on the brand new IPhone & IPad. But I don't have those types of Phones & Pads
Rik: It really is...
Amy: (notices Rik) Oh hello there Rik. It's really nice of you to visit me. I was spring cleaning & now I'm done.
Rik: hey.... what ya watchin?
Amy: A Commercial about Angry Birds, why?
Rik: eh..... those things will rot your brains the first time you look at them
Amy: Don't worry, I'm not gonna buy that game, because it's just like you said. After all, I am spring cleaning
Rik: eh....I'll be back later on I'm gonna go shop....
Amy: Ok, so good luck with that. Goodbye now
-a few moments later-
Amy: (cleaning the House) There we go
Rik: -walks into amy's house with beady eyes-
Amy: Hi Rik, how's your trip to the shop?
Rik: -falls flat on his face than goes to sleep-
Amy: (sighs) Oh dear (carries Rik & puts him down gently on the Sofa) There you go
Rik: -snoring- pigs stole eggs..........birds fly........pig jail......justice!
Amy: Uh, Rik? Rik, wake up. Rise & Shine
Rik: -sleepwalking out of amy's house-
Amy: Rik? Are you ok? Come back here! (goes out of the house & goes after Rik) Rik, Come Back!
Rik: walks out of his house with a big slingshot-
Amy: Rik what are you doing with that Giant Slingshot?
Rik- plants the slingshot to the ground and gets on the slingshot-
Cervantes: what's rik doing?
Amy: Oh hi Cervantes, it's Rik. He's Sleepwalking
Cervantes: i think he's heading twoards the PIG FARMS!!!
Amy: (gasps) Oh no! Rik, Stop!
Rik: -gets on the slingshot then flies off-
Amy: Rik, WAKE UP!
Cervantes: it's no use we've gotta chase him down!
Amy: Right, let's go (chases after Rik)
-3 hours later-
Cervantes: where is he?
Amy: (spots Rik in the Mud with the Pigs) There he is!
Rik: wha...huh? why are here? WHERE'S BARK?!
Rik: -drops an interupption- WHY DO I SMELL LIKE BACON?!
Amy: That's because your in a Pig Pen with the Pigs
Rik: gross but cool
Amy: You need to take a bath, because you've been sleepwalking imitating like your in Angry Birds: The Popular Mobile Game
Rik: yeah I guess so...
Amy: (sniffs & covers her nose) (nasley) Follow me, Mr. Rik & let's give you a bath
(In the Bathroom)
Amy: (puts Rik inside the Bathtub filled with water) There, now hold still. It might tickle a bit. Make that a lot (holds up 2 Scrubers, 1 for each hand)
Rik: -laughs a lot-
Amy: Hold still please (scrub-a-dub-dub's Rik with 2 Scrubers, cleaning him)
(As Amy keeps on scrubbing Rik with 2 Scrubbers, the soap begins to cover up Rik slowly & we can only see his eyes through the soap suds)
Rik: -blinks twice-
Amy: Ok now hold still please, this water might be cold (dips a Bucket of Water onto Rik washing off the Soap Suds)
Rik: -starts to shudder and chatter teeth-
Amy: There your sparkling clean (gives Rik a Towel) Now please get dressed while I wait outside at the living room, ok? (goes to the living room)
Rik: -dries off and hair frizzes to 7 feet-
Amy: Whao, your hair is getting fuzzy, let me smooth it down for ya (grabs a hair brush & brushes Rik's Hair to keep the hair down) There
Rik: thanks, anyways I'm gonna go sleep
Amy: Ok, but just in case your sleep walking again, I'll handcuff you to your Bed, so you can't go sleepwalking anywhere
Rik: wait what?
Amy: (handcuffs Rik to his bed) There, now you won't be sleepwalking anywhere
Rik: alright then....
Amy: Ok then. Goodnight
Rik: -starts to go to sleep-
Amy: (is in her Pink Pajamas with Sonic's Face on them) (sighs) (to Audience) I just love Sonic, cause he's my boyfriend (hops into her Pink Bed & goes to sleep)
-chirping sounds start to get louder-
Cervantes: AMY HEY AMY WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Amy: (wakes up) Huh? Cervantes? What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night
Cervantes: you need to be quite like me do you hear that?
Amy: (whipsers) Oh sorry. (listens & she hears chirping sounds) It sounds like Birds Chirping
Cervantes: it's coming from the room rik's sleeping in
Amy: Let's go check it out (goes into Rik's Room & notices something) Uh, Cervantes? You may wanna take a look a this
Cervantes: at what.........the ?
-Birds putting headphones on rik-
Amy: Wait a minute, I notice those birds from anywhere. It's the Angry Birds from the Mobile Game
Cervantes: they do exsist -faints-
Red Bird: Hello Amy
Amy: How did you know my name?
Red Bird: As you can see, we've noticed that your friend Rik is Sleepwalking or some sort
Amy: Yeah, imagine that
Cervantes: -wakes up and faints again-
Amy: Oh dear
Blue Bird: Don't worry, she'll be back up in a couple of minutes
Amy: I need to stop Rik from sleepwalking again, can you please help me?
Red Bird: Don't worry Amy Rose, we'll help you stop Rik from Sleepwalking
Yellow Bird, Black Bird, White Bird, Green Bird & Big Brother Bird: Yeah!
Amy: Cervantes, are you ok?
Cervantes: -kips up- never better
Amy: Oh good. By the way, is Rik sleepwalking again?
Cervantes: I don't think so......
Amy: I think it's best to let him sleep this time, ok?
Cervantes: all right then thank you birds!!
Red Bird: Your welcome
Amy: Come on, let's go back to bed
(We see the Angry Birds watching Rik sleeping, keeping an eye on him)
Cervantes: -sleeping on the couch but then falls off of the couch-
Red Bird: (whispers) Rik's still sleeping
Blue Bird: (Whispers) Yeah, good thing we're keeping an eye on him
Yellow Bird: (Whispers) We sure did
Angry Birds: (notices Rik) Huh?
Black Bird: What's he saying?
Red Bird: He said "Food"
White Bird: What kind of food?
Red Bird: I have a feeling I know
Rik: -starts to drool alot-
Green Bird: What should we do when Rik is sleepwalking?
Big Brother Bird: We should warn Amy & Cervantes & go after Rik.
Red Bird: Good Idea
Rik: -eyes open- FOOD!
Angry Birds: Uh Oh!
Rik: -struggles to get out of the bed- FOOD, MEAT, FOOD, MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Bird: What's happening?
Yellow Bird: I don't know, but I had a bad feeling about this
Rik: -starts biting the handcuff-
Black Bird: What's he doing?
White Bird: He's biting the Handcuffs? What for?
Green Bird: Wait, what kind of food?
Cervantes: -starts to wake up-
Amy: (starts to wake up) What's that?
Cervantes: Rik..... -runs to the room-
Amy: (runs to the room) Rik? Are you ok?
Cervantes: -shoves two meat sticks in rik mouth- HERE!
Rik: -eats down the meat sticks-
Amy: Thanks Cervantes, I thought Rik's gonna go sleep walking again
Rik: -quietly falls asleep-
Red Bird: Anyways, is there anymore insanity in Rik's Family?
(The Angry Birds keeps on watching Rik)
Cervantes: -watches jack chop-
Amy: Uh Cervantes? What are you watching on TV?
Cervantes: this blender commercial why
Amy: Oh ok then. I wonder how Rik is still doing?
Rik: -busts down the door with one of the birds on a slingshot aimng at amy-
Amy: Eek! I guess that answers my question!
Angry Birds: Rik's gone mad!
Rik: oh hello amy I wake up with a handcuff and birds LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!
Amy: Why have you gone sleepwalking?
Rik: I'M WIDE AWAKE!!!!!!!
Amy: Oh good then why did you bust the door down?
Rik: hello? HANDCUFFS?!
Amy: Oh right, let me help you with those (Takes the Handcuffs off of Rik) There we go. Sorry about that.
Rik: Food! -shoots the birds with a slingshot around the house-
Amy: Rik, Stop it right now! (picks up an Orange Angry Bird) This might work (shoots an Orange Bird with her own ACME Slingshot at Rik)
Orange Bird: WHEEEEE! (lands on Rik)
(Orange Bird Inflates himself into a Giant, causing Rik to lose balance & got crushed by Orange Bird)
Rik: -high pitched- okay now I'm hungry
Orange Bird: (Shrinks back to his normal size) I'm Orange Bird !
Amy: What do you think of the new Orange Bird?
Rik: -flat- I think I need air
Amy: Hold on (pulls out an ACME Air Pump & puts the front end of the tube into Rik's Mouth & starts pumping air inside of Rik)
Amy: Your welcome.
Rik: alright I'm startin to feel better
Amy: Now then, why are you acting like your in the Angry Birds Game?
Rik: 'cause I payed it all night
Amy: Oh ok then. Maybe you should go to sleep. You'll proberly forget about it in the morning.
Amy: Trust me
Cervantes: probably not
Red Bird: OUR EGGS ARE GONE !!!
Blue Bird: OUR EGGS ARE STOLEN BY THOSE GREEN PIGS!!!
Cervantes: yeah......about that.........
Amy: Cervantes, is there something you want to tell us?
Cervantes: I painted them to easter eggs and hid
Cervantes: what? it's my favorite holiday
Amy: Uh, Cervantes? I think you made those Angry Birds even more angry
Angry Birds: (gets even more angry at Cervantes)
Amy: (whispers to Cervantes) Run
Cervantes: I second that -runs- AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Birds: (starts chasing Cervantes)
Amy: (To Audience) I guess those Green Pigs aren't the only ones who made these Angry Birds really Angry
"That's All Folks"